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Granny joke

Gran fell down on the ice and broke her leg and was in a plaster cast for several months.

When the time came to remove it, she asked the doctor excitedly,

"does this mean that I can go up the stairs?"

"Yes", he replied. "What a relief", replied Gran " It was getting to be a hard work keep climbing up the drainpipe!!".



What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?

Most people can roast beef.



What's the differce between a condom and a coffin?

They both take stiffs, but you come in one and go in the other.

A woman went to the doctor and told him that every time she sneezed she had an orgasm.

"Are you taking anything for it asked" "Yes she replied. "Snuff".

Its the way I tell 'em, keeping checking for new jokes.